Jim

I have a deep dark secret I wanna share to everyone. You see when two people have sex, the sperm of the male just spurts right out and hits the woman right the the puuussy. After about 9 months of bitching and shit the woman just gushes out a naked new born baby right from the puuusy. This is where I actually differ from the rest of all the babies. You see, I came right from the anus. So right of the beginning of my childhood I was always known as some kind of shit kid. I tried to talk about it with father again but he just whipped his dick out and slapped me with it. I fucking hate it when he does that. I don't know what to do now, I just can't contest when he whips out the BALLSACK. Anyway afterwards he said if he'd let Jim cockslap me he'd give me fifty dollars (Jim's a black dude we keep in our basement). I looked at him with the strongest face of bewilderment and I'm just like "Dad... I'd do that shit for free."

sodomy

Today i went to the zoo with my lube and masturbation gloves becos my dog fetish suddenly mutated into a random animal fetish, like now its all about the horses and goats and shit. Nothing like moisting it up with a few goats and then recording it like theres no tomorow. After about two hours of this, a bunch of fucking zookeepers came up to me and said that I can't fuck their goats and when I refused them while still violating their goat they tried to forcefully take me away from it. I was disgusted and nearly called the cops as they were clearly sexually harassing me, they were just jealous. Like as if they've never seen a short fat asian sodomise a goat before. 

Honestly the nerve of some people on this planet.

dog fetish

today i told my father about my severe dog fetish, then he dropped his pants and penetrated my anus. I had to go to the hospital for severe anus tears. I think this is abuse. I should get help?