Jim

I have a deep dark secret I wanna share to everyone. You see when two people have sex, the sperm of the male just spurts right out and hits the woman right the the puuussy. After about 9 months of bitching and shit the woman just gushes out a naked new born baby right from the puuusy. This is where I actually differ from the rest of all the babies. You see, I came right from the anus. So right of the beginning of my childhood I was always known as some kind of shit kid. I tried to talk about it with father again but he just whipped his dick out and slapped me with it. I fucking hate it when he does that. I don't know what to do now, I just can't contest when he whips out the BALLSACK. Anyway afterwards he said if he'd let Jim cockslap me he'd give me fifty dollars (Jim's a black dude we keep in our basement). I looked at him with the strongest face of bewilderment and I'm just like "Dad... I'd do that shit for free."